Aquarium Life

Loosly translates to you didn't hink before opening your mouth did you ... here is a list of some of the silly questions we get asked ... and what we sometimes feel like replying ;o)

1) Q = Where are the whales and dolphins? ... A = We don't have any ..... Want to answer (WA) = Did you notice you are in the basement of the building.

2) Q = Are those whales or sharks? ... A = Sharks ..... WA = Do you have any idea how big whales are and once again ... underground

3) Q = Where can I buy carrots? ... A = not inside the Aquarium ... WA = WTF

4) Q = What do you feed the fish? ... A = different types of fish ... Q = You feed the fish fish? ... A = Yes they are predatory fish so they eat other fish ...... WA = Yes, it's a fish eat fish world out there

5) Q = Are these stingrays? ... A = No, they are skates and rays they don't have stings so not stingrays ... Q = Are you sure? ... A = Yes ..... WA = Don't mind me I just work here ... spend at least an hour here everyday, I'm not sure at all.

6) Q = Is that the stingray that killed Steve Irwin? ... A = No, this is a Southern Stingray a different species .... WA = Yes, that's the one ... it took us ages to track it down but we found it and flew it right form Australia so you could see it.

7) Q = Where is the tunnel under the sharks? ... A = Sorry we dont have one here ... Q = But I saw it one TV are you sure? ... A = Yes ... WA = Again don't mind me I've just been working here almost a year

I know that this sounds a bit sarcastic and we really don't mind questions but if you hear it over and over and over it sometimes gets to you just a little.
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